Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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