so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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