oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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