About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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