can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Randomize
