im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
