Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Randomize
