Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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