She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT