i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
my sisters under your porch take her home
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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