Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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