Ambien. No doubt about it.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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