The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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