We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Two words: nipple clamps
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