you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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