She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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