so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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