why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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