So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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