wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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