Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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