you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
