I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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