Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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