Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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