What a fucking waste of an outfit
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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