I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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