i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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