is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
His nipple licking is glorious
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