I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
