What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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