If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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