it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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