Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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