Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She told me I should be a condom model.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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