One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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