Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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