I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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