She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dude i'm inner monologue high
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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