is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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