my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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