I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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