apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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