You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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