I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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