doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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