So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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