he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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