Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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