I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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