I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
40s are totally the cure
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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