just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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