grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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