So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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